It’s All Chicago’s Fault

When I moved to Chicago,  I knew two people – my high school sweetheart and my college best friend and roommate. They decided they preferred each other’s company to mine and I haven’t heard from them since.  After they hooked up (they ended up getting married), I didn’t even have a goldfish.  Out of sheer boredom, I turned to baking cookies.

chocolate chip cookies Its All Chicagos Fault

Lots and lots of cookies.  I had no one to share these cookies with, so I ate them. All of them.  I made mostly chocolate chip, but peanut butter was a close second. (I had this amazing recipe- jiffy pie crust mix, peanut butter, milk, and sugar. My mouth is watering as I type this.)

jiffy Its All Chicagos Fault

 I used Julia Math to justify this.  I reasoned that a few cookies had fewer calories than an evening full of beer drinking (and Pizza Express which is by far the most amazing pizza EVER), so I would actually LOSE weight on this plan.  FAIL.

Another fail was the Beer Diet.  A few friends took pity on me and came to visit.  We were all adjusting to life post-college, and had all gained a few pounds.  Because we are That Smart, we decided to go on The Beer Diet.  All beer, all the time. No food really, just beer. I think this diet had more long term potential, but it did make driving difficult.  FAIL.

After about a year, I moved back to St Louis, ready to socialize and have fun and actually leave my apartment for reasons outside of work. I hit a slight bump in road, however. None of my cute, social clothes fit.  I could A) buy all new clothes or B) stop stuffing my pie hole with cookies.  As much as I wanted to pick A, I didn’t have enough money to get a new wardrobe and pay rent, so I went with B.

I realized that it was not only going to take more than just laying off the cookies, I was already a regular at the gym, so I was also going to have to take a hard look at my diet.  The Zone Diet was all the rage thanks to Jennifer Aniston, and who doesn’t want to look like her? Her endorsement (according to US Weekly) and a quick internet search were all I needed to jump on the Zone bandwagon.  (“The Zone diet centers on a “40:30:30″ ratio of calories obtained daily from carbohydrates, proteins, and fats, respectively. It can be tricky to work out the amounts, so food blocks are suggested that comprise the set amount of each food group you should be consuming in any given meal.”)

 jennifer aniston Its All Chicagos Fault

The food blocks are designed to make life easier, and are similar to Weight Watchers Points.  To accurately determine a “block”, the food must be measured- in a cup measure, on a scale, or counted.  This is probably a selling point for most folks- the easier something is to do, the more likely one is to do it. For someone as OCD as I am, this should have been a red flag. Remember, I Commit to diets. If Everything in Moderation are words to live by then by all accounts I shouldn’t be here, telling this story. I have no idea how to execute ‘moderation’ in my day to day life.  When I decide to do something, I do it BIG.  A recent example is the saga of our TVs.  For everyone else, new TVs might necessitate a new TV stand.  Currently, I am buying new lamps to complete the updated look of our family room.  New TVs needed new stands, which needed new shelves, which needed new accessories to go on them, which needed new lamps to showcase them.  This is how I roll… This is Julia’s Math in Action.


  1. ha, I was on the beer diet for awhile. Those cookies sound amazing. You’ll have to let me know what ultimately worked for you. I try to do things in moderation, but I fight that OCD impulse as well. I try to avoid specific diets, because I obsess. Instead I’m watching my calories, drinking tons of water, and uping my activity level. I just wish it would work a little bit faster.
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  2. You make me laugh. If I ever had to go on a diet I would die. I would totally fail the Beer Diet. After 2 drinks I am hammered. I want to see pictures of the new everything in the family room :) Stopping by from Mingle with us. I am a new google+ follower. Hope to see you at True Aim!


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